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Vote Obama or lose your craddle to grave nanny state!

That’s the message you get if you have the fortitude to sit through this ridiculous collectivist campaign piece titled “The life of Julia” that Team Obama is banking on to remind the people that vote for a living who gives them their government cheese. The message is clear. Without democrats and the largesse their government programs produce, this woman conveniently named Julia and her son, whom also is conveniently given a Christian name, Zachary, would never amount to anything. After all, there isn’t any other man in their life but President Obama. Dumb bitches better figure out that without Obama paying for their abortions, their contraceptives, and other programs that keep them fed and clothed with other people’s money, or he is going to have to get strong with his pimp hand.

You can not parody these idiots and their stupidity. They do it all on their own. America, the land of the free and brave government cheese for women, because the bitches are just too stupid and weak to do anything on their own. If I was a women I wouldn’t just be insulted, I would be f-ing furious at this condescending nonsense, intended to intimidate me into voting for these crooks. That there are so many women living lives like this Julia should shame us as a nation- not lead us to believe Obama and the people that share his vision of what this country needs more of, are good people and mean well. I thought we ended slavery a long time ago, and here are the democrats right back at it and creating a whole new class of dependent serfs. But hey, conservatives that want people to be responsible for their choices and actions and to be left alone to succeed are the bad guys.

UPDATE: Forget Julia: check out Bryan!

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  1. Hal_10000 says:

    Let’s take this apart, piece by piece:

    At age 3, she would lose Head Start under Romney. Given that the government’s own research shows Head Start has no net benefit, that’s not a difference. At age 17, she’s still ignorant from failed public schools. At age 18, she gets subsidized and therefore hyper-expensive education. At age 22, she’s in a rationed healthcare system. At age 23, thank to Ledbetter, she doesn’t gett better pay but her lawyers get really rich suing everyone. At age 27, she gets market pricing in health insurance. She then has a child who gets the same shitty schools and subsidies. Her business can’t survive without a subsidy. OH, and by the time she’s 65, she gets covered by a health insurance plan that will have to cut spending in half just to keep from bankrupting us.

    What a piece of shit.

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  2. Hal_10000 says:

    Really, this whole thing just proves what I said about how both parties are crazy. What sane person would claim that, without Obama, this hypothetical woman would be uneducated, uninsured, without Social Security or Medicare and unable to have kids? Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick is that annoying.

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  3. AlexInCT says:

    What a piece of shit.

    Your breakdown of the massive holes in all that government cheese is awesome, Hal.

    The only thing you skipped that I would have added was their claim SS would be there to give her a comfortable retirement. Is she retiring to Costa Rica or some other tropical paradise where the meager pay outs, more likely to be even more meager than they are today, if at all existent when politicians refuse to make the though changes needed to prevent SS from going broke in one or two decades from now, by the time she is old enough to collect them?

    You conclusion, what I quote above, is spot on BTW, albeit you use far more articulate and clean language than I would have used to describe it all.

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  4. Poosh says:

    Wait …. isn’t this how Obama “helped” this woman with money stolen from Mit Romney, in exchange for her vote.

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  5. Hal_10000 says:

    I loved this quote from Harsanyi:

    If you think Social Security benefits allow you to live your retirement without worry, you deserve Barack Obama.

    I also like the verbiage that makes it seems like no one every got pregnant before Obama was president. These people really do have delusions of grandeur.

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  6. AlexInCT says:

    That quote is f-ing priceless indeed, Hal.

    Unfortunately it isn’t just the morons that deserve Obama that suffer from having him, and that’s why I feel more like crying than laughing when I hear it.

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  7. Mississippi Yankee says:

    My only surprise was that she wasn’t portrayed as more Hispanic.

    ¡Ay, caramba!

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  8. Seattle Outcast says:

    After watching that line of shit you have to wonder how anyone managed to survive before Obama-Jesus came along to save them….

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  9. Hal_10000 says:

    After watching that line of shit you have to wonder how anyone managed to survive before Obama-Jesus came along to save them….

    We are the ones we have been waiting for.

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  10. West Virginia Rebel says:

    Another version here.

    3 years old: Julie is suspended from school for hugging another classmate and is labeled as a sexual offender.

    17 years old: Julie drops out of high school, but is able to live off her Mom’s welfare benefits until she’s 30, so that’s cool.

    22 years old: Julie has already had sex and isn’t even thinking about college or a career; she’s too busy joining anti-capitalist protests and is unemployable anyway due to her arrest record, but she’s still got those benefits coming in.

    27 years old: Julie is broke and homeless but has become an expert at blaming everyone else but herself for her woes; she learned how to do that from her mother, who supported the legendary Obama of which she has heard wonderful stories.

    31 years old: Julie is pregnant! Yay! Little Zachary won’t know who the father is because men are evil and responsible for all that is wrong with the world. Still no job, but if she can get more kids she will qualify for benefits.

    42 years old: Julie has diabetes, high blood pressure, and already needs several different types of medication. Unfortunately, she can only qualify for a few if any because Obamacare has made most drugs and care unaffordable. But at least she qualifies for a wheelchair, if not hospitalization when she has her first heart attack.

    65 years old: Julie gets her official Death Notice. These are handed out regularly to senior citizens who can’t or won’t keep working. Although she will miss her kids and grandkids, Julie knows it is her patriotic duty to die on schedule, so off she goes to the Euthenasia Center.

    67 years old: Julie is dead, having frustrated state doctors by living longer than she was supposed to. Her remains are turned into fertilizer for the local Community Organic Garden, which is the only place where people are now allowed to buy food.
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  11. AlexInCT says:

    67 years old: Julie is dead, having frustrated state doctors by living longer than she was supposed to. Her remains are turned into fertilizer for the local Community Organic Garden, which is the only place where people are now allowed to buy food.

    No way. SOILENT GREEN! That’s the only food these collectivists will have left once they have everyone on the dole and nobody doing any work.

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  13. Kimpost says:

    I liked the twitter one. Thanks. :)

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  14. Miguelito says:

    I liked the twitter one. Thanks. :)

    Looks like the anti-non-liberal nuts are at it.. account suspended. They’re using spam reports to nuke any account that says anything even remotely conservative (or really, just not crazy liberal) it seems these days.

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  15. Mississippi Yankee says:

    I believe Julie is Winston Smith’s girlfriend in 1984

    /some guy on the internet/

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