I wish this was a joke..

I thought that this story was a hoax of some kind. A law to let you bang your dead wife up to 6 hours after she is dead? Seriously? Unfortunately it is not April 1st anymore, and I can not find a cultural equivalent in the region this comes from that would clarify this is a spoof. But considering the other crazy shit it is paired with, I am inclined to believe this is for real.

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives – for up to six hours after their death.

The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.

It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.

Yeah man! If the grass grows, play ball. And keep em dumb, barefoot, and in the kitchen. Then honor them by banging their corpses for up to 6 hrs after they are cold. Maybe even after a nice honor killing! Mubarak comes across as a saint when you hear shit like this, and the people setting the direction for Islam show what it truly is about, too. Of course, the real evil people are them republicans that want to deny women the right to contraceptives paid for by other people. Know what I am saying?

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  1. bgeek

    I thought that this story was a hoax of some kind. A law to let you bang your dead wife up to 6 hours after she is dead? Seriously?

    Outrageous!!! If you wrap the body in foil and a blanket or electric blanket, one could get another good 6-8 hours out of the body. Damn these Islamofascists.

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  2. Technomad

    If I were feeling malicious, I would say that the only way one could tell the difference, in a typical wife, would be that the endless stream of nagging and complaining had finally stopped.

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  3. CM

    http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/04/we-all-hate-our-women-ctd-3.html

    apparently there is zero confirmation that this is true

    There is no evidence that such a bill exists or was under discussion in parliament at any point.

    the evidence that the bill exists — and that the NCW has complained about it to the speaker — is purely Samea’s say-so.

    It’s simply amazing how a stupid baseless rumor travels half way around the world

    Let me tell you a bit about the author of the article. This guy used to host a TV show during the days of Mubarak. He was the kind of phony independent “opposing” the actions of the government for not exactly following the instructions of the great leader. This was the route that the smart people would take to grow in ranks in the Mubarak regime.

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  4. Kimpost

    Since I very much doubt that Muslims, however evil and dangerous they may be, feel that they just have to fuck their dead wives, I’ll just go right ahead and call bs on this one. I know, I’m probably crazy…

    ;)

    P.S. Alex, Google it

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  5. Hal_10000

    Yeah, I’m thinking the newspaper of the wives of the people who run Britain is just being sensational here. That’s not to say the Egyptian parliament isn’t doing some pretty fucking outrageous stuff. There’sa *real* war on women out there and it’s not being waged by the GOP.

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  6. CM

    I’m making my way through the comments at the Daily Mail (which is in-effect a printed political blog with zero journalistic standards). Absolutely brilliant. It’s like a voyage into the mind of your average Daily Mail reader. They’ll latch onto anything that supports their feeling that Muslims are actually sub-human. This is a fascinating insight into those that promote anti-Muslim sentiment, and how people will fall overselves to swallow it.
    E.g.
    “It just makes one wonder what else they get up to over there?.”
    “And people go to this place on holiday??!!”

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  7. Seattle Outcast

    I’m making my way through the comments at the Daily Mail (which is in-effect a printed political blog with zero journalistic standards).

    So, you’re saying that you’re redundant?

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  8. Kimpost

    So, you’re saying that you’re redundant?

    Ah, feeling clever, are we? Why don’t use some of that wit of yours on the ridiculous original post? It deserves all it can get, and you know it.

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  9. Mississippi Yankee

    Sorry, not biting.

    Then call off your “little dog” Ms Gale

    Ah, feeling clever, are we? Why don’t use some of that wit of yours on the ridiculous original post? It deserves all it can get, and you know it.

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  10. Mississippi Yankee

    The only reason I would think this is BS is because “everybody knows” wives are only for having sons, whereas little boy are for having fun.

    Why do you think CM got that operation. His asshole was falling out.

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  11. Seattle Outcast

    Why don’t use some of that wit of yours on the ridiculous original post? It deserves all it can get, and you know it.

    Yeah, I’m not going to get near that thing unless it’s been verified by something better than whatever passes for journalism in the UK these days.

    On the other hand, it’s just stupid enough to be true….

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  12. HARLEY

    I am willling to bet that if the story was referring to Arkansas, and not Egypt, a majority of those that are getting outraged at this story, would be howling with delight………..

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  13. Nexus

    They’ll latch onto anything that supports their feeling that Muslims are actually sub-human.
    There is a tendency to want to believe the worst about people you don’t like or disagree with. I saw a lot of that with the hollywood lefts’ reaction to the tea party and the Zimmerman/Martin case.

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  14. JimK

    I saw a lot of that with the hollywood lefts’ reaction to the tea party and the Zimmerman/Martin case.

    Oh no, you’re completely wrong. Everyone on the left is a paragon of virtue, always correct in all things, and they never, ever act in accordance with human nature. In fact they have such strong wills that they are able to completely subjugate their own psychological and biological drives, no matter how deeply ingrained. At all times, and in all circumstances, they act with complete and total fairness, generosity and aplomb.

    Just ask any of them. They’ll tell you all about how much better than you they are.

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  15. Poosh

    There is NO reason to listen to a word that prick Andrew Sullivan has to say. If he says this story is false then you can take it to the bank it’s true. However, from the article in the daily mail:

    Although reported in local media, there are some suggestions from within Egypt that the plans do not exist and were merely seeded by journalists loyal to ousted President Hosni Mubarak.

    So there you have it.

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  16. Poosh

    Islam does teach and encourage you to fuck underage girls – their prophet himself was a pedo, and that’s from their own religious texts.

    That doesn’t mean Muslims think likewise or aren’t repelled by the notion of having sex with a child.

    I am unaware of anything in Islam that says you should have sex with dead bodies though. I don’t even know if that’s a cultural thing. Out of left field.

    If the report is so dubious, then why are Egyptian women’s groups concerned? eh?

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  17. Kimpost

    Underage girls? No, this is the scenario outlined in the article.

    – My dear child, it has happened. Cancer took your mother. She’s in heaven now.
    – Oh no father. I can’t stand it. It hurts so.
    – Me too, child, me too. But I’m afraid you need to leave the room now. You see I have to fuck your mother while she’s still warm. Nothing makes a man as horny as when his love has just passed.

    If the report is so dubious, then why are Egyptian women’s groups concerned? eh?

    I don’t know, probably because of concerns over actual issues. It sure isn’t because of a fear of getting fucked after death.

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  18. AlexInCT *

    Oh, I suspected this corpse fucking law was all a bad joke or something else, but I had an inkling that everybody would completely lose sight of the fact it was just one offensive item on a long list of morally reprehensible things, and the comments bear that out. I find it quite telling that the usual people got bogged down on the corpse fucking thing, whether true or not, defended the Islamites against this, and completely or mostly left the fact that they are about to return to 7th century mores and treating women like cattle – and I am not surprised this is happening – out of the conversation. Islamists fundamentalism and the abuse of women isn’t even a big deal anymore, but do not even dare to point out that these people and their reprehensible practices could reach new hights. Go figure.

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  19. AlexInCT *

    It sure isn’t because of a fear of getting fucked after death.

    Sam Kinison had a great skit about that event. Has always made me worried. Then again, since women under Islam are getting fucked, both literally and figuratively, while alive, starting from a young age, I can understand why they might not care much if they are getting bumped after they die too.

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  20. Kimpost

    I find it quite telling that the usual people got bogged down on the corpse fucking thing

    You made it the centerpiece of your post, Alex.

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  21. HARLEY

    Just ask any of them. They’ll tell you all about how much better than you they are.

    hell, just watch the TV shows and movies they act in, many are practically pronouncments on how libs and leftists ARE better than you.

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  22. CM

    Wow, look how much the original Daily Mail story has changed since it was first put up.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Egypts-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-DEAD-wives-branded-complete-nonsense.html

    The headline is now:

    Egypt’s ‘plans for farewell intercourse law so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives’ branded a ‘complete nonsense’

    Of course, none of the people who simply accepted the original claims as true would have seen the complete re-writing of this. They wouldn’t care anyway, it’s already firmly entrenched in their mountain of evidence.

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