Herr Perverts

I always had my suspicions about the Germans. Anybody that could hate the joooos that much bared watching. Despite the fact that their economy is better then most and is a bulwark for the EU, I can’t shake the notion that Dr. Strangelove types permeate the government.

Of course, this could explain all that much more simply:

Animal sex abuse is on the rise in Germany, with bestiality brothels being set up across the country, according to a state animal protection officer demanding stronger laws to protect mankind’s furry and feathered friends.
Martin said the current legal situation makes it too difficult for authorities to intervene – an animal has to be shown to have massive injuries before the animal protection laws prescribe action.

I guess a bruised psyche does not meet the standard, “He never likes to cuddle afterwards” or ,”He never talks to me anymore”.

From a pimp’s perspective, what’s not like to like? Your mules are happy if you just throw them some hay from time time, no weekly check ups at the VD clinic, no need for birth control, and even the ugly one’s can find work. Danke, Sir, darf ich noch einen?

I get that you can’t understand sexual attraction, but do they charge less for animals (tough economy and all, sometimes you have make sacrifices)? Lets see, a Heidi Klum look alike……….or a sheep?

I have heard that bestiality is more prevalent in rural/farm areas, so I guess in a pinch, but going to an animal brothel just seems perverted to me.

Maybe its a cultural thing. Sometimes I wonder if that “when in Rome” thing goes too far. I get the feeling that in NZ, this kind of stuff is not frowned on:

Nice bell.

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  1. Seattle Outcast

    I think such places should be open everywhere. That way when the sickos show up you can either double-tap them on the spot or follow them around and make sure to arrest them at work in front of everybody. And then double-tap them.

    Either way, if you’re molesting animals, the world doesn’t need you.

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  6. Seattle Outcast

    Nobody takes issue with SOs openly itching to kill anyone he personally doesn’t feel deserves to live, sissy fag laws be damned.

    Ah yes, that would be mass murderers, pedophiles, rapists, animal abusers, trolls and other assorted trash that is genetically human, but doesn’t qualify in any other manner.

    I don’t think any reasonable person would have an issue with any of that.

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  7. Section8

    So this is what the Germans are all about, who knew?

    Apparently now that word is out hoho blew a fuse. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone tip over the edge like this in the history of this site. hahaha Nice job, Rich.

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    Jesus what a fucking cock knocker….
    hey ho? are you really that f-ing Ignorant? or is this a a despite cry for attention?
    Oh BTW, any of you all remember the story LEE posted about, the “farm up in Washington state, where a guy wanted to have sex with a horse, that is have the horse penetrate HIM,and ended up with terminal pink sock?… you know they made a movie about it?

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    I don’t fear no fairy… now dude. what the fuck is your major malfunction?
    As for the deliverance crap..wow.. its easy to see you are a city boy.

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  10. InsipiD

    Leave it to the Germans. They call poop porn kaviarfilm, and somehow seem to believe that Deliverance was a documentary. They consider 2 Girls 1 Cup to be a romantic comedy, and think that The Human Centipede was a tragic love story.

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  11. AlexInCT

    I once had a German guy I knew tell me he was gonna take me to the best brothel in Venezuela, then drive me for two hours only to find out the place was a god damned donkey farm. I had to wait 10 mins of him to do his work after he spent close to two hours and countless dollars on drinks trying to convince me to do it to. Never talked to him after that. This sort of insane stuff is funny in movies, not in real life.

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  12. AlexInCT

    There’s something incredibly sad with people who go to any kind of brothel, ever. Fucking disgusting practice…

    I agree.. Order in.

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  13. hohokiss

    They call poop porn kaviarfilm, and somehow seem to believe that Deliverance was a documentary.

    I was just out in rural TN again today and, yep, every minute of Deliverance is, in fact, culturally accurate portrayal of yer average Bubba Inbred. I spent 15 years in Germany letting Krauts know they’re no better than any Jew, Turk,Yankee, or anyone else on earth, and the same exact applies to every American – all them Qzzy-adoring asses no whit better than the generic Taliban sitting caves adoring Allah to death

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