I’m So Ronery

In honor of the death of a brutal dictator who reduced his people to starvation while his neighbors became an economic powerhouse, I ask you to remember that Lil’ Kim was so very ronery:

You will rarely see such a contrast in the obituaries as you see now between Vaclav Havel and Kim Jong Il. One was an eloquent playwright who led his people to freedom in a bloodless revolution. The other was a Stalinist egotistical monster who starved his people but had time to name flowers after himself and devise awesome titles. Here is some more Lee goodness where he treats Kim with the contempt he completely earned.

I’m not sad the fucker is dead. Even if his likely successor is just as much of a fruitcake. People are a little scared. Time to make sure South Korea has adequate patriot missiles. An aegis in the region would probably be a good idea, too.

Update: That’s three monsters — Qaddafi, bin Laden and Lil’ Kim — whom 2011 has seen the last of. Almost redeems the whole fucking year. Almost.

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  1. AlexInCT

    HANS BRIX!

    YOU’RE BREAKING MY BARZZ HANS, YOU’RE BREAKING MY BARZZ!

    When people like this guy dies is when I hope there is a heaven and hell, cause I sure hope he gets to spend eternety in hell for doing that to his own people here on earth.

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  2. Hal_10000 *

    Team America is such an awesome movie. I’d heard mixed things but saw it because Lee told me to. I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

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  3. hist_ed

    It’s good that we never attacked North Korea over this nuke thing. If we did, Michael Moore would have made a movie about kite flying Korean kids and how Kim was an ok guy and all.

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  4. Section8

    and devise awesome titles.

    State TV says that was Chuck Norris’ list, and Kim took it from him to use as his own after he kicked Chuck’s ass.

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