“I love the smell of commerce in the morning”………….Brodie in Mallrats
You think Amazon or Costco (I’m getting an email from them pretty much every day now wrt to new holiday suggestions, love those fruit baskets) wants your Christmas dough? What about these guys:
Hey Brittany, could that sweater get any tighter?
I must say, a novel approach. Although the licensing/registration fees, at least here in California, are steep, you don’t have to house train, feed, or spay your new pet. He will protect you as well as 120lb Rotti, and can be let off leash at any time.
What, you think Santa is not packing?