The powers of attraction (or the compulsion to get laid, your call) has been with us since day one, it has consumed man’s passion, causing him to waste more time and commit more energy and effort then pretty much anything else. That, and eating of course. And as the old saying goes, there is no accounting for taste. I am always amazed when I see an absolute knock out arm and arm, fawning over some dirtbag. It can’t be only that he has a big dick, or has access to the best supply of blow. Similarly, guys that have it together, firing on all cylinders, some of them are sporting bargain basement ladies, throwing that whole “Beautiful people” ass over tea kettle.
And when a man pines over that which is allusive, there is no end to the hilarity:
After Janice sees this video, Randy is a shoe in. Although, taking a man’s truck (and his house………ummmmm) does not sound very loving. I like the parts where he describes her as 5-1 and healthy (translation, she is built like a fire hydrant), and she has the best boobs ( translation, these are the only female boobs he has ever seen.). And having kids so that they can bring you beer, genius.
I have never put much stock in these online dating sites, but if it can get these two whacky lovebirds back together, I suspect they are soul mates, then there will be joy in Mississippi. And she best act fast, while she still has some teeth left.