Keeping You Gun Ports Closed

Diversity training, dumbed down to it’s lowest common denominator. Our modern coed military is still trying to come to grips with what the rest of society learned eons ago, that when men and women are thrown into the mix, attachments can develop, and so can criminal activity. Check out this new Navy poster that some harpy feminist (not even in the Navy) made about sexual assault. Although not taking credit for it, they sure think it is worthy of defending it, no subtlety here:

A poster about sexual assault displayed on the U.S. Navy’s Facebook page is causing quite a stir. Titled “Sexual Assault Prevention Tips,” the poster advises readers not to assault anyone.

“When you see somebody walking by themselves, leave them alone!” it reads. “If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!”

The poster doesn’t stop there.

“USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public,” the poster continues. “Don’t forget, you can’t have sex with somebody unless they are awake!”

Dear feminist shrew, your poster is neither witty, clever, or particularly illuminating, it is insulting, stupid, and rather telling about your sexist attitudes towards men. I guess she thinks this will cause a collective palm meet forehead moment with all men, who will take note of the light bulb above them and say ,”Now that you told me, I get it, I now see that NO really does mean NO, I’m giving up my raping ways for good, thank you”.

“As a woman, I take absolutely no offense to this poster. I find it extremely informative. It’s not meant to be funny and I don’t see any humor in it,” one woman explained. “I think it’s sad that so many people can’t see the real objective behind this poster. Truth is, you can present rape in a light manner or a serious one. Doesn’t change the fact that rape exists, has always existed and will always exist as long as there are humans on earth.”

Yes, rape does exist, but those in the 99th percentile that know better don’t need you to tell them how to behave, and the rest are not going to change their ways over some dopey poster, but thanks for making men feel like creeps. I can see the success of this approach in other areas as well. How about 10 tips for “Don’t rob people’, “Don’t eat people”, “Don’t pee on people”, of course what we really need is ,”Don’t be mean to be people”.

Here’s a tip to the war department, don’t let folks with an agenda pen your military posters, it makes you look foolish in the process.

My favorite is number 6 about the buddy system, two male brains wrapped together might equal enough will power to stop the act of rape. Maybe you should take 2 or 3 friends with you, increase those odds of the female escaping unscathed.

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  1. InsipiD

    This reminds me of P.J. O’Rourke writing about a visit to Miami University, his alma mater, during the early 90s. He attended a meeting of a small campus group called MAR, or Men Against Rape. He said it was like attending a meeting of Rottweilers Against Mauling Toddlers, in which the dogs talked to each other about never getting kids’ heads in their mouths and shaking it like a dishrag.

    Anyone who doesn’t see some humor in that poster probably can’t even laugh at a good fart.

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  2. Seattle Outcast

    Who REALLY needs some tips on sexual behavior generally turns out to be women. Here’s some tips for the ladies based on real-life experiences.

    1) If your new hobby at work is wearing short skirts and no panties so you can flash the guys, don’t be surprised if one of them shoves two fingers up your snatch when you decide to visit his cubicle and pull the stunt.

    2) Getting drunk at a party and saying “god I’m horny” will also attract the attention of every guy there you don’t want to fuck

    3) Dry humping a strange guy’s leg on the dance floor really is an invitation to get felt up

    4) Fondling a guy’s schlong through his pants at Denny’s at 3:00 AM means “bend me over in the parking lot”, not whatever else you think you’re doing

    5) Getting shitfaced, doing five guys, and bragging about it to your friends later means you really are a slut. Don’t go around claiming rape two days later when your inability to keep your mouth shut gets you blacklisted by your social group

    6) Dressing like a porn star is an open invitation for EVERYONE to check out your tits and ass, not just the cute guys

    7) When you tell your boyfriend that you’re curious about anal sex, all he heard was “I want your cock in my ass”

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  3. mrblume

    [quote]I guess she thinks this will cause a collective palm meet forehead moment with all men, who will take note of the light bulb above them and say ,”Now that you told me, I get it, I now see that NO really does mean NO, I’m giving up my raping ways for good, thank you”.[/quote]

    Ultimately, this just exemplifies again why conservatives should to be kept as far from social policy as possibly. The world is divided in rapists and non-rapists, the inherently good and the inherently bad, and so the only policy option that is available to this ideology is identifying the people in the latter group and getting rid of them (preferably in a way that gives us some good violence). Well, of course you believe that the poster useless.

    You’re wrong. These sorts of campaigns are effective if they are conducive to making more people aware of another mindset and perspective, one degree at a time. (We might all be spinning before there is a discernible change in Seattle Outcast’s attitude, but still). You shouldn’t have to “guess” what the creator of the poster thinks – if you actually understand were she is coming from, you can disagree much more effectively.

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  4. richtaylor365 *

    I would add one more for cops and prosecutors, treat rape or sexual assault as any other crime, iow look at the facts before going off half cocked. I know the squeaky wheel gets the grease but sometimes (more often then we care to admit) the “he said” or more accurate then the “she said”, one more case in point.

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  5. Section8

    These sorts of campaigns are effective if they are conducive to making more people aware of another mindset and perspective, one degree at a time.

    Well in that case just remember to keep your cool when the school children are walking by your house ok? Control that urge Mrblume!

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  6. Seattle Outcast

    These sorts of campaigns are effective if they are conducive to making more people aware of another mindset and perspective, one degree at a time

    No they are not. They are condescension and bullshit from the word go.

    You shouldn’t have to “guess” what the creator of the poster thinks

    Who is guessing? What the creator of the post thinks is quite clear: ” men are pigs and stupid, thank god I’m a lesbian”

    We might all be spinning before there is a discernible change in Seattle Outcast’s attitude, but still

    I’m going to hazard a guess and say that I’ve been getting laid about 3 decades longer than you’ve been alive. I’ll put my hard-won practical experience of dealing with women up against what someone else told you about it any day of the week.

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