You are all insane in NZ!

Why do I say that? Well, check this news piece out:

Apple-infused horse semen shots might not be an obvious chaser to spring rolls, but they are causing a stir at the Green Man Pub where they are being served. The shots are part of the central Wellington pub’s entry in the nationwide 14th annual Monteith’s Beer & Wild Food Challenge. While the rest of the meal of seared Asian duck and pork and paua spring rolls sounds delicious – it is the Hoihoi tatea, or horse semen drink which is on everyone’s minds. Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, said the drink was proving most popular with women. “Ladies thought it was great a couple were going to go home and get their husbands to eat grass,” he said.

I pass.

Edit: Damned tags.

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  1. loserlame

    I just know NZ was the best, the most natural location to film LotR, as Ents still abound there, holding daily Councils with Elrond.

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  2. CM

    Can’t say I’d feel the need to try it myself.
    I’ll put it down as a cry for attention (they have an ongoing inferiority complex in Wellington as it’s the capital but up here in Auckland is where everything happens).

    Yeah Rich, poor confused and lost Empreror penguin. I heard earlier in the day it was trying to get cool by eating sand. Perhaps they should take it some horse semen. They seem to think that’s pretty cool.

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  3. loserlame

    Of course its never pointless and ever true and noble when you point out Americans doing this

    U2’s multimillion euro tax dodge is depriving the Irish people at a time when they desperately need income to offset the Irish government’s savage austerity program,” fellow campaigner Charlie Dewar added.

    “Tax nestling in the band’s bank account should be helping to keep open the hospitals, schools and libraries that are closing all over Ireland.

    “Bono is well known for his anti-poverty campaigning but Art Uncut is accusing him of hypocrisy.”

    So whens Michael Moore gonna gift me with a few grand.to pay medical bills? He cares about the noble proletariat, and says so all the time. So do his fans, noble givers all.

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  4. loserlame

    But tell me, how pointless was Gores calling Obama a global warming failure? Hm?

    Yer still gonna adore them both, equally, as your peers

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  5. CM

    I totally agree with the protestors about U2’s tax dodging (although it isn’t hypocrisy unless they are campaigning against people dodging their tax).

    Sorry I don’t even know Michael Moore, let alone know what he plans to spend his money on.

    I said I’d send you some money if you set up a Pay-Pal account.

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  6. CM

    Well I don’t adore them so your premise is (as usual) flawed from the start.

    There is SOME point to it because it puts some pressure on Obama (and it’s from his own ‘side’). However Obama blew his political capital on healthcare so he’s fucked it.
    And it puts it back in the news. But there isn’t too much point beyond those.

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  7. loserlame

    I’m not outraged by The Bonos dealings. I’ve always said The Bono was still just a generic rock star pretender, after all. His fans are the real problem, calling non-fans niggers and fans on youtube, wishing they’d die drinking urine. etc.
    Or horse semen, for all The Bonos peers could care, hahahahah

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  8. CM

    I heard it ate sand because it was thirsty (not too bright apparently)?

    It would normally eat snow to cool itself down in Antarctica. Sand, snow, what’s the difference huh. My kids are confused as they think it’s come from Madagascar, and assume that eating sand is part of some cunning plan (“just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave”).

    I’m not outraged by The Bonos dealings. I’ve always said The Bono was still just a generic rock star pretender, after all.

    Well yeah at the end of the day that’s what he is. He just uses his position on other things. And his band, presumably like most bands/artists (and large companies of any type), do what they can to pay as little tax as possible. I’m not ‘outraged’ but yeah I would agree that it’s poor form. And good on anyone who does something that puts him/them in a position to have to defend it.

    His fans are the real problem, calling non-fans niggers and fans on youtube, wishing they’d die drinking urine. etc.

    If you just ignore those morons (by not actively reading comments associated with U2 videos on YouTube and engaging with them) then would there be a problem?

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  9. Kimpost

    It would normally eat snow to cool itself down in Antarctica. Sand, snow, what’s the difference huh.

    Hrm. Here it was reported that penguins sometimes eat snow to hydrate themselves. I thought that made sense, especially since I fail to see the need for cooling down in Antarctica. But I’m sure you’re right. :)

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  10. loserlame

    Ah, sure you adore them.

    to adore: “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. If the–if he–if ‘is’ means is and never has been, that is not–that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement….Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true.”

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  11. loserlame

    If you just ignore those morons (by not actively reading comments associated with U2 videos on YouTube and engaging with them) then would there be a problem?

    Ah, just ignore youtubes invitation to respond to videos; to keep fans from being forced to ignore the Terms of Service they’d signed their names under and “respond” to videos by engaginge in hateful diatribe a la “kill you nigger fag Bono is God”? In the name of “love” I presume?

    There sure are (“is”?) a lot of definitions of English words out there anymore.

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  12. Rann

    This came about in one of two ways.

    Either some molecular gastronomy asshat was sitting around while high and had a “brilliant” idea to go more experimental than ever with food ingredients to challenge peoples’ notions of what is and isn’t food…

    … or someone said “Hey, I bet hipsters will guzzle horsejizz if we use the word ‘infusion’ a lot and serve it in a trendy bar.” “You’re on, muhfugger!”

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