What’s that, you say? Well, “Allah Akbar“, for sure, cause when you got to go, you got to go.
The Yemeni man who was wrestled to the floor after pounding on the cockpit door of a plane approaching San Francisco may have mistaken it for the bathroom. Rageit Almurisi cannot speak English very well and could have misunderstood the signs inside the jet, his cousin claimed. The maths teacher, who was heard yelling ‘Allahu Akbar’ as he allegedly battered the door, had also only been on three planes in his life and would have been unfamiliar with the layout.
This stuff happens to people all the time, especially after crappy airline food. That is if they even serve any these days. Maybe he brought some bad food with him. Who knows? It’s so easy to confuse the cockpit with the bathroom, and then start banging on it, yelling the same thing that the radical mad men cult of death usually do, cause you need in man. That’s stuff’s knocking at the door, and it ain’t going to wait to come out. I searched the article to find out what they served this poor dude, or if he brought the bad food himself, but it seems there is a conspiracy to keep that away from us at this time. At least his family is being very supportive of him. I wonder if one of his relatives, the one that owes him some cash for daring him to pull this stunt maybe, will come out and say the guy needs locking up.